May 2011
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May 30th
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“Phil: Chow! What are you doing here? Alan: He’s my plus one. Chow: We had a...”
–  -The Hangover Part II
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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She's fierce 110% of the time.
May 26th
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May 26th
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“The comfort Corrigan got from the hard, cold truth - the filth, the war, the...”
– Colum McCann, Let the Great World Spin
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Dear Orla Kiely: Best Teacher Dress Ever!
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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I wish these grew in my garden!
May 16th
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May 15th
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When your name is in a math problem.
xo-onyxeclipse-ox: I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS?!
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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"No, I'm not doing anything on July 15th."
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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“Do not come here and ask me to show you how to draw a face. Ask me to help you...”
– Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak
May 11th
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May 11th
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This morning on Twitter Drake called Kat Dennings a dime after watching this interview. *nods in agreement*
May 10th
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May 10th
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Life.Motto.
May 10th
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Notice: Ikea Does Not Accept Ikea Credit Cards....
May 10th
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May 10th
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You look just like my next boyfriend. Weird!
May 10th
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Henri Rousseau = One of my favorite artists
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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“I didn’t want to go to the market now. I’m missing Oprah....”
– Grandma Saracen, Friday Night Lights
May 9th
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The Perks of Summer Employment
(My friend is working at a yacht club this summer as a waitress)… Me: How’s the new job? Friend: Pretty good. It’s been two days and so far I’ve picked up three “Happy Birthday Mike!” beer koozies, and a percocet. 
May 9th
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May 8th
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