May 2011
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I spent most of 1990 bargaining with God that I would take one gigantic lifelong...
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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Stories are for joining the past to the future. Stories are for those late hours...
– Tim O’Brien, The Things They Carried
April 2011
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Listen to me. I said you need to strive to be better than everyone else. I...
– Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights 5x03 - The Right Hand of the Father (via kmoleary)
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When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title,...
– Daily Gazette
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This is the ROYAL CAT DADDY
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Survivor's Breakfast →
Should’ve had this every weekend at college. Prince Harry is a genius.
williamandcatherine:
Prince Harry, the younger brother of Prince William, is throwing a “survivors breakfast” at 6 am on Saturday, April 30. It’s for those who have partied the night away at Buckingham Palace. On the menu, according to celebs.gather.com, is what’s known as “treasure…
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So awesomely awkward. Selena went to Donald's show...
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But it all starts with Amy. She’s the captain. She has the ability to be...
– -Chris Pratt to Vulture on his Parks & Rec co-star and head honcho Amy Poheler
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TUMBLR CAN'T HANDLE OUR POTTER SWAG.
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Adam Pally asks Fred Savage: “Were you insulted that Michael Jackson never put a move on you, but he was so into Macaulay Culkin?”
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You forgot your homework? That's fine. Don't...
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First Day Back to Teaching From April Vacation
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Dodged a bullet.
If Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube had existed when I was a teenager I wouldn’t have made it to college or grad school. I’m basically making up for not lost time.
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Note to self: he's 17.
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Only 67 Days Until the last Harry Potter Film...
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ‘BOUT!
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My inner monologue on the last day of school with...
What's worse: That I thought Mary Kate and Ashley...
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He’s not gay in this?
– Chrissy on John Krasinski in Something Borrowed (via labeledbones)
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How can I give her what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of...
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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