May 2011
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May 1st
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May 1st
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“I spent most of 1990 bargaining with God that I would take one gigantic lifelong...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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“Stories are for joining the past to the future. Stories are for those late hours...”
– Tim O’Brien, The Things They Carried
May 1st
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April 2011
162 posts
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Apr 30th
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“Listen to me. I said you need to strive to be better than everyone else. I...”
– Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights 5x03 - The Right Hand of the Father (via kmoleary)
Apr 30th
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“When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title,...”
– Daily Gazette 
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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This is the ROYAL CAT DADDY
 
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Survivor's Breakfast →
Should’ve had this every weekend at college. Prince Harry is a genius. williamandcatherine: Prince Harry, the younger brother of Prince William, is throwing a “survivors breakfast” at 6 am on Saturday, April 30. It’s for those who have partied the night away at Buckingham Palace. On the menu, according to celebs.gather.com, is what’s known as “treasure…
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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So awesomely awkward. Selena went to Donald's show...
Apr 29th
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“But it all starts with Amy. She’s the captain. She has the ability to be...”
– -Chris Pratt to Vulture on his Parks & Rec co-star and head honcho Amy Poheler
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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TUMBLR CAN'T HANDLE OUR POTTER SWAG.
Apr 28th
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Adam Pally asks Fred Savage: “Were you insulted that Michael Jackson never put a move on you, but he was so into Macaulay Culkin?”
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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You forgot your homework? That's fine. Don't...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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First Day Back to Teaching From April Vacation
Apr 26th
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Dodged a bullet.
If Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube had existed when I was a teenager I wouldn’t have made it to college or grad school. I’m basically making up for not lost time.
Apr 24th
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Note to self: he's 17.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Only 67 Days Until the last Harry Potter Film...
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ‘BOUT! 
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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My inner monologue on the last day of school with...
Apr 24th
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What's worse: That I thought Mary Kate and Ashley...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“He’s not gay in this?”
– Chrissy on John Krasinski in Something Borrowed (via labeledbones)
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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“How can I give her what Don Fey gave me? The gift of anxiety. The fear of...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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